Five things I said today.....

1)(a) I need to start making my Napoleon dynamite.
(OR)
(b) I need to start making my Garden State.

2)(a) It's good to have such good friends in my life.
(OR)
(b) I wish I still had a few good friends in my life.

3)(a) I'm back on Sugar Crisp and 1% Milk.
(OR)
(b) I'm back on Sugar Crisp and 2% Milk.

4)(a) I never hardly listen to rap anymore.
(OR)
(b) I never hardly rap anymore,I guess that makes me a folk singer.

5)(a) Marrying a famous person is the quickest way to become famous!
(OR)
(b) Marrying a famous person proves how desperate you are to become famous!

If you can guess all five things right then you know five things I said today.Later guys,

JR