Cant compete with those Vlogs

Some people are good at badminton, some good at math and others are good at VLOGS. JR has started putting video clips in his blog which ends up making my blogs look like a pile of horse shit in comparison. I can't compete with that. I mean what would you rather do, read a book on Spiderman and all of his adventures or go see the Spiderman movie and be able to hear and see all the action? One day maybe I will join the world of the Vlog but as for now just plain text and maybe a picture or two.
But in other news, last night my band Crocodile Myle which is a mix of jazz, funk, comedy rap, rock and punk had a show which was really fun. Here are some pics...



Lately I haven't been working on the show as much because JR has been busy with other things (films, meetings etc.) but soon things will be in full force and I will be under JR's control. As for now, I will be pursuing my dream to become a rock super star. Wish me luck.
Shane

Dog Boy

T'day we are shooting another classic Dog Boy bit at the National Trade Centre. I'm not sure what event is going on (either a bicycle or computer show) but no matter what I have a feeling it's going to be gold.
Lately a lot of people have been asking me about how Dog Boy came about. Some say JR and I spent days thinking of the perfect character for the show while others say we found a dusty old dog mask in JR's closet while looking for a wig. Either way the bottom line is, if Dog Boy doesn't get us that huge network deal in the states it's safe to say that nothing will. God bless America.

p.s eat shit

Short But Sweet

I'm in a band. We gots a show tonight at 10 pm. Its at Timeout bar and grill in hamilton located at Harvard Square. Its gonna be awesome. Oh yeah and we gots a new character for the show, his name is Dog Boy.

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The Substitute Appearance Page

JR DIGS will appearing at The Staircase Theatre on Tuesday, February 15th for a presentation of AMERICAN MOVIE which just happens to be JR's favorite documentary. The movie will start around 7:30pm and afterwards JR will stick around to answer some questions that you may have. Word on the street is that if the mood is right he may even play a few songs with his trusty guitar. JR DIGS IN THE FLESH! Who would have thunk it? Be there or be square.
The Staircase Cafe is located at 27 Dundurn NorthHamilton, Ontario. For more information go to www.staircase.org

The Y m C A

Usually I just talk about the show but JR told me people like to read more stuff about a persons day in a blog. So Here is how my day goes, I wake up at 8:00 am, go upstairs, have a bowl of frosted mini wheats, eat an apple fruit bar, have a glass of apple juice and then a glass of orange juice even though I hate orange juice but I hear it is healthier than the other juices so I roll with it, I pack my lunch (4 waters 2 apples, a pear, a banana,a honey bagel and some fajitas that my mom put in a tupperware container for me), I catch my first bus, ask for a transfer, catch my second bus which is always timed perfectly waiting for me, I exit the bus, take the ten minute walk over to the "office" ( a glorrified shed with a lap top), Branden (the editor) is waiting in his car for me because he forgot his key and needs me to let him in, he tells me he has been waiting for half an hour, I find this funny, we enter the office, I start looking through footage on the computer with Branden, we recut some old footage of JR when he went to Medevil Times, Branden tells me that it wasnt medevil times but that it was a renisance festival, i think he is wrong but i dont want to argue, half way through the bit i realize he was right and am glad i did not argue, the bit turns out well, I am satisfied but not content because I think JR will probably change some of it, i start to work on another bit about drunk people, im probably going to do a voice over and make a light hearted theme song, i look at the clock, holy shit its 5 oclock already, i can't help but feel i have accomplished nothing, i go to the other room to try and do a blog, i have nothing to say, i contimplate talking about how JR is in Quebec but that even bores me, i come up with nn idea to talk about everything i did today, i saw something similar in a movie and i liked it, it was called rules of attracttion, anways i decide to do it, half way through i give up on putting captitals on my i's its too much work to hit the shift button, i realize that there are probably tons of spelling mistakes but i hit the send button anyways with no regrets. I'm going to the YMCA now. Thanks
Shane

Getting Our Prioritites Straight

Today we are going to shoot some stuff for the website. We want to make our website cool. The show is still priority number 1 but the website is priority number 2 and right now priority number 2 is more important than priority number 1 because priority number 1 was taken off the air but dont worry, getting the show back on the air is still our number 1 priority. The word priority has just lost all meaning to me.
Now lets talk about priority 3, the little contest we are running. We just received our 1 millionth submission the other day and we are going to have to ask that everyone to just slow down on submissions for a while, its just too much work to look through all of them. Im kidding of course, if it was wasn't for my crazy uncle pete, we would only have a few submissions. Get out there and do something crazy for the "DIG MAN" as I rarely refer to him as. Take a picture of yourself picketing in front of the zoo with a sign that says GET JR back on the air. Just don't do anything illegal is all I ask. Let the games begin! Keep it real dogs.

Exciting News

JR is in Miami right now and I am left alone to "work". Little does JR know I opened his brand new box of Cinnamon Frosted Flakes and have been taking large handfuls of it at will. That shit's addictive! That's all for now.

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